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Strict Hen Captivated The Audience with Selfie-Speech

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Zelner Vankro puts his ear near the hen on the rostrum and translates from hen language:

“Hello Hello. I think you shouldn’t sit so much in front of that Internet. There is something frivolous and unbecoming about it. Well. Since you are here: This won’t be pretty. Firstly, you won’t be addressed as fellow citizens. That would be to giving you far too much rope. Jump over to the newspaper websites if you want to be softsoaped and cheated. Secondly, you won’t be considered an idiot. Do you realize how much you can do? How much good you can do and already do? Third: You


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.