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While Roar Cassimi Fettleclock, the inventor of the middletitles, congratulated on our way into the foyer and waved a champagne glass and whistled and pointed so that the bystanders chuckled, the winner told of himself.

“When I’m in the middle of Funen my ego reaches all the way from the Little Belt to the Great Belt.”

How nice it is that predicates such as “inflated fool” and being “stuck-up” and “selfish” have become politically incorrect, because this was really an inventor who had been successful and deserved to be just that.

How did you think out the possibility of putting a translation of TV shows and movies in a semi-transparent dark gray box with white writing at the bottom of the screen?

“I understand the question.”

Excuse me?

“I invented it by drumming.”

What?

“I sat and drummed.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.