A man who drove south through a stretch of forest and glades discovered a swarm of cheap watches as he drove north through a city later in the day.
Were you interested in the watches?
“No, I already own a watch.”
You aren’t wearing it now, at least.
“No.”
Do you have a T-Shirt on?
“It’s a cheat T-shirt. A simple ring of fabric without sleeves or torso.”
