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The Danish Veterinary and Food Administration’s Tallest And Middlest Employee Co-Writes Funny Song

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“That’s absolute not going to happen,” says Krini sourishly.

Although the two agricultural cousins, a modern word for peasants, talk and work together on a daily basis, there is an obvious disagreement concerning the order of development stages in the cultivation of violins with wheels.

“The religious stadium comes first.”

“Stage.”

Blini blushes.

“Stage. My cousin Krini reads books. He also once wrote a book. Now he can call himself author.”

Krini states:

“I am an author. To the bone. Just as you are an entrepreneur, uh, all the way to, uh, the bone. That sounds silly doesn’t it? To be something you like all the way to the bone.”

“Yes, it sounds pretty neurotic.”

The two authors or cousins, rather, have begun one of their distinctive wipe-the-slate-clean-and-talk-about-how-we-are-in-reality-dialogues and a lot of what they say can be ignored. The reason I omit the rest of their conversation is that they


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.