At restaurants they discreetly request that the table is replaced with chairs which are then set individually for dinner.
»If there is an order from a name called Johnson-Madison, we discreetly avoid mentioning the word table. We change the subject. Tables should be referred to as hobo-chairs. Hobo is French and means taller than a chair but without backrest and upholstery fabrics and therefore useless.”
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)