At restaurants they discreetly request that the table is replaced with chairs which are then set individually for dinner.
»If there is an order from a name called Johnson-Madison, we discreetly avoid mentioning the word table. We change the subject. Tables should be referred to as hobo-chairs. Hobo is French and means taller than a chair but without backrest and upholstery fabrics and therefore useless.”
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