“Why is it my job to cash up, when it is I who can see the hustle and bustle of the blasphemized, unacknowledged Lutheran?”
“Just cash up so we can go home.”
“Because that was a believing Muslim.”
“Dear Caspar, there has never been a situation in world history where such religiously founded expressions of interpersonal care, irrespective of all established powers, have been taken seriously and effected, no matter how simple, precise and catchy and relevant they might have appeared to the one in power.”
“That is true.”
On his way past the tomatoes, Caspar Federspiel adjusts a can.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)