Last spring, mouth scientist Habon Magter Lohns, who in 1968 discovered the existence of teeth, had the hobby, in his spare time, of exploring the possibilities of a broadband connection in the land of the dead. This sad job was due to the sad thought that the Internet is addictive and a poor surrogate for just turning on a bonfire. His investigation brought him in contact with a couple of sweet gay men in Allingsås and some boys playing with soldiers, but did not yield any clear results.