Last spring, mouth scientist Habon Magter Lohns, who in 1968 discovered the existence of teeth, had the hobby, in his spare time, of exploring the possibilities of a broadband connection in the land of the dead. This sad job was due to the sad thought that the Internet is addictive and a poor surrogate for just turning on a bonfire. His investigation brought him in contact with a couple of sweet gay men in Allingsås and some boys playing with soldiers, but did not yield any clear results.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)