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“The immigration implies in that I can’t use my hands”


Johanna “Tin” Japan is conducting a lengthy investigation into why the immigration has made her hands really bad at throwing pizza dough high up in the air.

How did it happen that your hands are so careful that it almost looks clumsy when you swing the pizza dough around in the air?

“It’s stems from a lack of routine and then of course the fact that an immigrant fell down on my hands.”

Were you lying down?

“Naughty guy! The immigrant fell down from a tree.”

And landed on your hands? What a terrible, terrible incident.

“You’re exaggerating.”


“Terrible is too strong a word.”

I decide that myself.



“It was much worse then when I accidentally painted a full-size self portrait on the wall at a cement factory in London and the boss came out to ask if he could borrow my shoes.”

Don’t be so eager.

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.