Johanna “Tin” Japan is conducting a lengthy investigation into why the immigration has made her hands really bad at throwing pizza dough high up in the air.
How did it happen that your hands are so careful that it almost looks clumsy when you swing the pizza dough around in the air?
“It’s stems from a lack of routine and then of course the fact that an immigrant fell down on my hands.”
Were you lying down?
“Naughty guy! The immigrant fell down from a tree.”
And landed on your hands? What a terrible, terrible incident.
“Terrible is too strong a word.”
I decide that myself.
“It was much worse then when I accidentally painted a full-size self portrait on the wall at a cement factory in London and the boss came out to ask if he could borrow my shoes.”
Don’t be so eager.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)