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The Morten Museum Scheduled to Open in Stubberup in The Summer of 2015


“Experience an old-fashioned, sweet and sometimes a little tiring man in his forties and let Morten experience you.”

This is what the invitation reads to cut a long story short. It is further stated that:

  • The only exhibit is Morten.
  • Morten himself opens the door in all kinds of weather, puts on his outdoor things and welcomes you.
  • Morten may well get angry. When Morten gets angry, there is nothing else to do but run out of the Morten Museum as quickly as you can and take flight either right or left on Stubberup Village Road.

Entrance fee: 40 kroner


The purpose of the Morten Museum is to extend people’s knowledge of primarily Morten and secondarily Mortensen, a distant ancestor of Morten who Morten does not like to tell about because Morten finds it best for the museum’s guests to get an impression of Morten himself or just Morten which is as complete as possible.

Who the %¤* is Morten?

Entry fee: 40 kroner

Why do you keep writing the entry fee?

Because the revenue goes to the necessitous. The poor. You dork.

Meaning Morten?


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.