“Because of some properties of the number two that have to do with quantum mechanics …”
“Everything has to do with quantum mechanics …”
“… the number two amounts to about 2.00001.”
Then I’d like to ask how you count to two.
“That’s easy enough, one, two.”
That was great.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)