A young man exclaims:
“Hey, you shouldn’t sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won’t function and Facebook will be out of order!”
The Internet, always grumpy, replies:
“Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?”
The bartender smiles and says: “You’re the Internet, you know everything.”
The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet.
The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers something back in the young mans ear, takes his hand and leaves the bar.
The bartender stares at the young man and asks: “Where’s your hand? What did she whisper?”
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)