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The Other Newspaper Tests: A Foot Blowing Machine Underneath Your Desk

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Seligmans FuttenBlusser works great if you have sweaty feet. The machine itself weighs 2000 tonnes and can easily be installed in a nine-story office building. Press the button with the middle toe on the right foot while closing your eyes and swinging with your arms. After just six hours, the effect has occurred and you can use the last hour in the office to turn the device off again.

Interpretation 1: This text focuses on the things we just do not need and the linguistic distances in relation to talking about them.

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The linguistic distances at the gay olympics.
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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.