The most marvelous thing was that the tree, after being swallowed by a cloud, appeared on the horizon and did not diminish as objects that are far away always do, but had the same size as considered close up, until its orbit ended in the big ocean.
“Er. Palate,” said the man.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)