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Two Seconds to Bark


The artist who became famous in 2005 for painting 200 owls floating in space light blue has done it again. “I found the light blue color again.”, says Hans Row Rice Ricky, and assists a woman who resolutely tries to get over an over-sized cobblestone in the center of the studio. Row Rice Ricky continues smiling: “It’s a real boy’s room color.” The woman secretly makes a wry face with a despondent grimace. “I’ve had less energy lately, so I thought it was sufficient this time to paint a cormorant light blue. Even if it’s just light blue, I think the choice of just one single individual concentrates the color and makes the painting more powerful. When I got the idea, I had to persuade a cormorant, which is very difficult.” The woman smiles a forced smile for just an instant. “But I drank a beer with the king of cormorants and then I got a breakthrough.” The woman blinks her eyes briefly and nervously. “I simply told him about my plans.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.