102 train passengers became a bit confused when their train suddenly stopped on a meadow on Thursday. It was a nice train and it was nice people. As the train did not drive further, they walked through the woods to a forest lake. There they met the uneasy Swan Guy. “It’s me who stopped the train. I’ve eaten your tickets.” A little girl bit the uneasy Swan Guy. That made most of the gathered people laugh. The uneasy Swan Guys mood improved. He drew 103 tickets on papyrus and then they continued the train ride. They were going to bingo. The uneasy Swan Guy won all the prizes but shared them equally with the participants.
“This was many years ago. 9 years ago. But not in relation to reality. Compared to reality, it’s right now.” Greimas Too tries to catch the attention, but the uneasy Swan Guy continues to make fun from the stage.
“A robust person can do a lot by himself. A robust person can blow balloons up.”
It was the uneasy Swan Guy that said that from the stage.
(Illustration: Valeria Gavrilin; Text: Morten Hjerl-Hansen)
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)