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Vitos Androlikos Only Has Very Little

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“There was a guy here yesterday. He walked around me several times. He could not see anything.”

Vitos Androlikos has no car, according to what he says. “The car in the driveway is not mine. I borrowed it. It’s a little complicated to explain.”

“The big, nice boxes around me, filled with nice things are not mine. There was a someone here yesterday who could not borrow my stuff. All things considered they belong to me.”

I’ve become a little closer with Vitos, who now admits that some of the things in the boxes belong to him.

“I wouldn’t say that the objects explain me. Who I am. Maybe this particular blue beetle. But I do not look like it. I look like what you can see.”

We are interrupted by a toot outside and we both look out the window.

“Now I begin to speak nonsense. But that woman. I have come to know her.” “I speak nonsense. I say something nobody in the world can understand.”






(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013. The Other Newspaper has 2 million unique page readings at the beginning of 2020.