What does it mean that so many relatively foolish conventions take up so much room and confuse so much?
I have no idea.
But aren’t you the originator of the theory?
I am not the originator of any theory whatsoever and I want nothing.
But I think that’s a really good theory that you should hear about.
You know what. Now I have been working as a hammer and baker for 30 years. Even at the same time. And there’s only one thing I hate more than theories and it’s people who talk about them all the time without bringing them to life. That’s why I love entrepreneurs.
Er. You speak nonsense.
Not all theories can be put into practice.
No no. Did you think so?
Gosh. How could I’ve been so dumb!
Well you’re still stupid.
Am I? Oh no! Hhaha.
Yes, because you didn’t understand why.
Why it’s so. The theory, for example, that water consists of hydrogen and oxygen cannot be realized. You confuse theories with plans.
You’re right. I was so foolish.
Well, you’re still a moron.
Because you mess up the concepts.
Well, what if I just don’t?
I can just stop messing up the concepts.
Don’t do that.
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