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We Now Know 100 Times More About How “One” Should Behave And Live “One’s” Life Than Just 20 Years Ago

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What does it mean that so many relatively foolish conventions take up so much room and confuse so much?
I have no idea.
But aren’t you the originator of the theory?
I am not the originator of any theory whatsoever and I want nothing.
But I think that’s a really good theory that you should hear about.
You know what. Now I have been working as a hammer and baker for 30 years. Even at the same time. And there’s only one thing I hate more than theories and it’s people who talk about them all the time without bringing them to life. That’s why I love entrepreneurs.
Er. You speak nonsense.
Do I?
Not all theories can be put into practice.
No?
No no. Did you think so?
Gosh. How could I’ve been so dumb!
Well you’re still stupid.
Am I? Oh no! Hhaha.
Yes, because you didn’t understand why.
Why what?
Why it’s so. The theory, for example, that water consists of hydrogen and oxygen cannot be realized. You confuse theories with plans.
You’re right. I was so foolish.
Well, you’re still a moron.
Why?
Because you mess up the concepts.
Well, what if I just don’t?
How?
I can just stop messing up the concepts.
Don’t


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.