The Copenhagen Interpretation of mental illness and humaneness in general lies ready on Iris Matthew Bubbidan’s table. A very feminine man with a beard. “So if you look at the foundations of liberalism, you’ll see a distorted and cheap version of what it means to be human. Firstly, nobody is normal. This is inconsistent with liberalism, which clearly assumes that most people are normal. According to liberalism, we know a whole lot and just want to be in left in peace, so we can let ourselves go in a lot of wonderful ways. However, we end up being powerless if we accept liberalism.” A ladybird on the table walks into our field of vision. Iris Matthew looks at it. “It has chosen liberalism. See! It walks away from the dissertation. That’s too bad.” Iris Matthew helps the ladybug over a pen in a slightly clumsy way.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)