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Ancient Agreement Not to Let Cats Participate in Conjuring Tricks Smelled of Felt


How can it be that the agreement smelled of felt?

“Before an agreement is entered into and signed, it is common that lengthy negotiations take place where the parties place felt on the negotiating table should anyone feel like making a felt hat. If a person sitting by the negotiating table does not know how to make such a hat, it is common for him to regret his inability in front of the assembly by moving his arm up and down, which may result in him hitting the felt which then lands on top of the agreement which will subsequently get a faint or strong smell of felt.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.