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Bee Stung Twitter User Who Was in The Middle of Writing A Tweet

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Did you send it?

“Excuse me?”

Did you press enter?

“No. I flew up from the chair.”

Why?

“I was stung by a bee.”

I am well aware of that, but you could have sent it afterwards.

“Well, I forgot the rest of it. Wait… Now I remember. My Tweet was to read: ‘When students use the word god about e.g. their math teacher, it is often meant well, but still an understanding of the statement seems to require a fundamentally atheist view, just as the choice of words itself demands.'”

That’s a profound tweet. Not at all in the style of a typical Twitter user’s externally controlled behaviour or lack of the same.

“Haha.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.