There are days when I almost wish I was not trained to be a journalist, but was a poet instead, so I had better prerequisites for presenting the reader with an undershirt so huge that it can fit an oil tanker that is 788 feet long. The mystery would simply look better in the reader’s imagination if the mystery surrounding the connection to this floating hat was painted with all the glorious elegance that such a mystery surrounding requires. I am not aware that any larger and more important mystery surrounding should have taken place in the whole wide world over the last several hours. So I want to end the first report from the Atlantic, for the Atlantic it is, what else?, with the words: What a mystery surrounding!
