Federspiel: I feel stressed just looking at you.
Federspiel: Because you have two sticks in your hair, each with a royal crown on. I do not know which one to look at. It’s so incredibly affected.
Entwistle: But I do not have the two sticks on with royal crowns. (He does! -The Editor.)
Federspiel: And you have bamboo rings lying on the floor around your feet tied with yarn.
Entwistle: Well, I have made a book object. Ok, then I’ll take off the big hinge made of bark.
Federspiel: The big hinge made of bark has burned up in the atmosphere.
Entwistle: I’m just going to wear my dress. One moment. Doo da doo. Well what do you think?
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)