I thought my son would be like America’s next president. He has become like a strange version of Obama. He has become an ophthalmologist.
Vivian Morten answers:
To spend so much energy on other people’s eyes is unusual. You are right about that.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)