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Island with Apples Almost Filled Up

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“First of all, I think we should adhere to the fact that here on this island, old popcorn can be exchanged for new ones. It is this generous exchange that characterizes the island and which is likely to stop altogether the second the apples fill it all.”

Right now I can see a pear 12 feet away.

“That’s just a model.”

But what are we to consider?

“Now we need to take into consideration that it is not a specific apple that has brought about this situation where there is hardly room for more apples on Apple Island.”

Why do you call it Apple Island when it’s called Fett

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.