The wash included the entire body and was carried out behind a curtain with a height suitable for allowing the bathing person to be attentive to the lecture. When the lecturer, A. Entwistle, reached the intricate details of the deeper meaning of windscreen wipers, the slushing and splashing noises from the tent ceased, causing several of the onlookers to suspect that the washing had ended and reached the stage where soap was spread over the body. But just then the tent fell over and revealed that the washing as well as the drying and the dressing were completed. The man quietly took his seet orchestra stall.
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