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New book: Concentrate while driving with Tosser Jessup

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It’s funny! Hysterically hilarious! Firstly because the State has spent a large amount of money on the book, and secondly because it is extremely uncertain if Tosser Jessup owns a driving license. But Tosser Jessup calms us down by stating that you can easily concentrate while driving without having a driving license.

“The concentration is intensified by not knowing the basic traffic rules. What was the meaning of that road sign? And so on. But when other drivers signal that you waste their precious and significant time by complying with speed limits, we are all in the same boat. Then they drive right up your ass. The signal is clear but nevertheless unusable.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.