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Poland: Wooden Space Rocket Doesn’t Exist When All Is Said And Done

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In a press release issued on Thursday, it became clear what Poland meant about the wooden space rocket that we received magnificent drawings of last week: It apparently doesn’t exist, when it comes to the crunch.

We asked the rocket inventor why it doesn’t exist.

“It’s because it’s made of oak.”

Does it work?

“Yes, yes. It works.”

That is strange. Are you sure?

“Want to try giving it a ride?”

No, no.

“Now I pressed the start button by accident.”

Argh! Are we in the rocket?

“Yes!”

We interrupt this interview to remind you that if you, as an adult, do not think this childish humor is funny then you have a serious problem.

Reader (you): “What’s the problem?”

Morten: “You should really be able to laugh at children’s humor.”

Reader: “Why?”

Morten: “Otherwise you have a problem.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.