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Really useful advice for people who wrap their mobiles up in old horse blankets and are surprised when they can’t hear it ring

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”My screen got scratched.” The Other Newspaper meets Anna Arild as she was attempting, somewhat haphazardly, to lean her bicycle against a newspaper stand. First the bicycle fell over, then Anna, and then the news stand. “No… anyway,” she continued, oblivious to the chaos; “My screen got scratched. Then I thought; actually it gives it a bit of personality. But my girlfriend didn’t get it, so I rolled it up in an old horse blanket…you know, to give it a bit of personality. I think the penny dropped then.” Suddenly, Anna’s eye is caught by a small article in a free newspaper on the table in the café where we’re sitting. “Then I thought; what if I can’t hear it ring? So I whipped off the blanket again and of course there was a missed call!”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.