An s in a word without s was conjured into a strawberry bed on Thursday. When the bed finally overcame the frostbites it was drunk by a thirsty crow. Lotte Nielsen, who participated in the celebrations, immediately complained over the internet and looked at a bucket of clay.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)