Although John may well be able to foretell the future and lives in a block where several people can foretell the future, it was nevertheless and in several ways nice for him to discover the website existentialcorrections.com. He gained several benefits: Firstly, he became a little clearer to himself. Secondly, he found a way that he himself and others could better understand the things he really needed. Thirdly, he was the one who was best at proposing pouring liquid glass into rubber boots with a safety distance of 200 meters.
“It was self-help and rubber boots.”
What was the after-sensation like?
“It was quite good. And the 40 kroner was well spent.”
40 kroner for some existential corrections on a Sunday where you are are just hanging out.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)