My friend, love has many faces. You must choose two or three of those that seem the most reasonable.
Then I choose the one with the bear cap first. No, wait. I’ll take all five of them.
That will be only 38,000 crowns.
I just stumbled over a plaice.
(Illustration: Valeria Gavrilin; Text: Morten Hjerl-Hansen)
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)