Are you the green lady?
Do you never wear pants when you go to the theater?
Tonight as you performed, you stole the attention from the theater scene where they played Moliere.
Are you made of verdigris?
What are you made of then?
“The same as you.”
I’m made of flesh and blood.
I’m not green.
(Illustration: Valeria Gavrilin; Text: Morten Hjerl-Hansen)
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)