During the war they had no coffee. During the war they had fish. At this time, the inventor of the glass house was in bitter legal dispute with the inventor of the greenhouse. The inventor of the glass house was not particularly clever, but pulled through.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)