A lot of boring young people who haven’t yet finished revising themselves sit and chew chewing gum in meeting room one at Humbert’s Bread. They are falling asleep. Their sleep needs are due to the fact that it is not on the cards that they grow a little in their own directions. That would be a fad. That would be sloppiness. Therefore, they sit on their chairs and keep the community together. Humbert blinks at the sun and tells jokes. They laugh. They wake up.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)