“In my current job I am forced to hear the story of Eurythmics about every day.”
I didn’t think you had a job.
“I don’t, as a matter of fact.”
Be quiet. I’m trying to see what’s going on over there in that grove.
I’m back. Why do you thank me? With cake and everything.
“Because you just revealed that I didn’t have a job. You make fun of me when I tell that Eurythmics story.”
I didn’t think that by simply saying something you can do something wrong.
“It’s called saying something wrong or something stupid.”
“Yes. It is quite common knowledge.”
Well. If you know, it must be pretty common.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)