“In my current job I am forced to hear the story of Eurythmics about every day.”
I didn’t think you had a job.
“No.”
What?
“I don’t, as a matter of fact.”
Be quiet. I’m trying to see what’s going on over there in that grove.
“Thanks.”
I’m back. Why do you thank me? With cake and everything.
“Because you just revealed that I didn’t have a job. You make fun of me when I tell that Eurythmics story.”
Do I?
“Yes.”
I didn’t think that by simply saying something you can do something wrong.
“It’s called saying something wrong or something stupid.”
Does it?
“Yes. It is quite common knowledge.”
Well. If you know, it must be pretty common.
