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“And when you reach the final sentence something of a rather private nature happens…?”


“As a historian, and because of my being a historian, I had to drop the history subject because I my aim had originally been sitting down in order to attempt to get an overview of the general and individual competences of the children of Christian the Fourth.”

Was that your only profession?

“I was also crossroads.”

You can’t use that for much.

“At least you can’t make money from it.”

To summarize something that already appears in short form and therefore does not need to be summarized: They were skillful cauldrons. Children, sorry.

“They were magnificent.”

They were good at making a decision anyway?

“Exactly. Haha. You know almost as much about Christian the Fourth as I do.”

They were also good at the thing you do before making a decision as a wise human being?


I think of those people who are considering the possibilities?

“I’m thinking of exactly the same.”

Our interview is very fascinating.

“We hardly need to think.”

It’s flowing from us.

“But I get to know Christian the fourth pretty well. Finally, I knew him so well that I almost stood in front of him.”

OK. The. Sounds a little eerie.

“That’s exactly right. The contradictory, mighty, mumbling monarch.”

You then read about his children and one of them is Corfitz Ulfeldt.

“No. Corfitz Ulfeldt gets married to one of the king’s daughters and later becomes one of the greatest traitors in Danish history.”

No. Corfitz was King Christian the fourth lawful son.

“No, he wasn’t. Keep in mind I have studied the subject. That’s why I’m in your interview.”

Haha. Sure. You’re right. I forgot. But how far do you progress in your studies of Christian the Fourths children before their determined determination simply overwhelms you?

“I read a sentence about a mile long about the son called Gustav. At that time the sentence lay as a paper strip alongside a country road.”

And when you get to the last sentence, something of a rather private nature happens…?

“Yes. I screw.”

Right now?


Well. I noticed you fumbled you nuts.

“Not at all. I just fumbled my genitals.”

That’s what I meant.

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.