“Today we’re going to talk about why Tron’s batteries are just better. It’s complicated. Firstly, they do not last very long and secondly, brown liquid comes out of them. They are a shit. But I dare guarantee that they are the best batteries you can ever imagine. It’s simply a good product. Right from the minus pole to the plus pole, yes, all the way through Poland. How many do you want? Yes. We take six or seven.”