Researcher Bradaburska Entwistle overlooks his papers again.
“It’s an unexpected result.”
It’s impressive you can maintain an objective facial expression.
“My facial expression is the only thing I can cling to in this situation.”
I want to cling to your facial expression too.
“I believe you do. But there is something so tense about my facial expression that makes it hard to hold onto if you expect it to be a kind of sheet anchor for the two of us travelling into a kind of parallel world.”
I think that sounds exciting; and that’s a very fine character, as fine as you can get anywhere.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)