“You can’t walk around worrying about World War II all day.”
Mrs. Vasborg’s introductory line has been put forward and Mr. Vasborg answers famously:
“But I’m worried about my baguettes.”
Mrs. Vasborg: Why Johnny?
Mr. Vasborg: They taste like normal muffins.
The newly written piece starts in full throttle.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)