A young man, a bird of the label chamois, whoops! I guess that’s some kind of antelope from the Pyrenees, WikiPedia enlightens me, was revealed on Friday to save up dull tools, nah, that’s too vulgar, we now switch to Chemistry Jørgen… Chemistry Jørgen? Chemistry Jørgen?
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)