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Party with The Indians

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When a Klaptjak Indian turns 14, there is a party. The day starts with a community banquet. Then the entire tribe swims out to the middle of a lake made of milk and screams until the sun rises. When they have dried up, the person celebrating his or her birthday steals her own cuff links, chases herself through the rainforest, brings herself down and returns home disguised as a white man with a monocle in a black suit with vertical gray stripes. As the whole tribe claps in time, the person walks up to the chief and addresses him or her with the words: ‘Do you think there is flour in the sack partner?’ Now follows a long and often rather boring conversation, which is interrupted when the chief melts or the young man or girl says the pompous words ‘Katut doo’. They mean ‘I’m pompous.’ At that point, the moon walks back and forth between the members of the tribe and shows off.

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.